*watching A Study In Pink with my grandma* 

• Sally: Blah blah blah you're a freak, Sherlawk!
• Grandma: WHAT DID SHE JUST SAY?!
• Me: She called Sherlock a freak.
• Grandma: Can I punch her?
• Me: I've already made plans to.
• Grandma: I'm inviting myself into these 'plans' of yours.