Fuck you, I don't need to explain myself, I won a BAFTA.
*watching A Study In Pink with my grandma*
- Sally: Blah blah blah you're a freak, Sherlawk!
- Grandma: WHAT DID SHE JUST SAY?!
- Me: She called Sherlock a freak.
- Grandma: Can I punch her?
- Me: I've already made plans to.
- Grandma: I'm inviting myself into these 'plans' of yours.